Sugary Surprise Seeker Mugs

Secret sweetie drawer...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

WHACK!

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'