Chef's Surprise T-Shirts

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Better Not Squash.

Sweet surprise.

Quartet of chefs.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Cook in the cookery section.

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'..and one for the pot.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Surprise Party

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'It's her signature dish.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'