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Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Quartet of chefs.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Cook in the cookery section.

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Intolerant Chef

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Should you add more pepper?"

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"It works!"

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

'Surprise us.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

For Your Dining Pleasure

"I had to do something with all of that casserole."

Devil in the Oven

"Management wants a word with you."

'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'