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Perhaps my French is not so good...

Kentucky Fried Horse

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Executive Tacos

Our Troubled Chowders

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Inappropriate garnish.

Roadkill Restaurant

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Chernobyl Chow

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salvador Deli

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

Salad Hat

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Served "giant claw" style.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

“It's his first hibachi.”

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Quark soup

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

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