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For Your Dining Pleasure

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Our Troubled Chowders

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Chernobyl Chow

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Salvador Deli

Salad Hat

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Served "giant claw" style.

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'