Quirky Gastronome Pillows

For Your Dining Pleasure

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Our Troubled Chowders

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Octopi a la mode.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Chernobyl Chow

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salvador Deli

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Salad Hat

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees