Unexpected Gastronomes Prints

Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Quartet of chefs.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Cook in the cookery section.

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Intolerant Chef

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Should you add more pepper?"

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

'Surprise us.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"It works!"

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

For Your Dining Pleasure

"I had to do something with all of that casserole."

"Management wants a word with you."

Devil in the Oven

'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'