Unexpected Chefs Prints

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Barbeque Casualty.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'It's her signature dish.'

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

Cutting round an igloo...

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

"Should you add more pepper?"

Multi-Functional

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Gourmet Pizza.

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"It works!"

'Mud Again?'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'