Chef's Surprise Gifts

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Surprise!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Better Not Squash.

Sweet surprise.

Quartet of chefs.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Cook in the cookery section.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'..and one for the pot.'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Surprise Party

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"