Chef Chuckles Gifts

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Amy Sedaris

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Alphabet soup

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Christmas Canapes

Three Pigs.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Noodle exchange program.

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

'And none of yor deflationary wit - just attend to the bar-b-q-.'