Chef Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'The Burrito King.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Lockdown casserole

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."