Chef Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'The Burrito King.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Lockdown casserole

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"