Culinary Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Here are the numbers you wanted cooked, sir."

Chef and restaurant patrons waiting outside clinic.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Wow... I can't believe you're taking me to meet everyone at work for lunch!"

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

Hungry pig.

'A complimentary sniff has been requested, Chef.'

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

'Let's face it Sharon, you only ever use the cooker to light your cigarettes!'

Crime Scene around Police Canteen

"I'll have the Squid Surprise."

How To Serve Your Fellow Man.

"His apologies from the chef."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The Burrito King.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Club Sandwitch.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Lockdown casserole

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Better Not Squash.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'