Chef Chuckles Prints

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Amy Sedaris

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Alphabet soup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Three Pigs.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Christmas Canapes

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Noodle exchange program.

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

Boiling Point