Macabre Chef Gifts

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Charles Addams.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'Dicing with Death'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Beard helper