Bewitching Chef Gifts

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Cookbooks

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Better Not Squash.

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Quartet of chefs.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Cook in the cookery section.

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'..and one for the pot.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'It's her signature dish.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"I was in a different place then."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.