Spellbinding Chef Gifts

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Lobster potion.

Witch's Brew.

MasterWitch

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Origins of Everything

Keith Floyd.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"I was in a different place then."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

Boiling Point

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"The usual"

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to the frickin' brew."

Escaping Egg

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.

Dancing Chicken - A chicken tries to save itself by performing a song and dance routine.