Witchy Perfumer Prints

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Here we are."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Halloween Selfie

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Trick or treat surprise.

Witches Brew

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Beauty Shop

I miss that new planet smell.

'What's that your wearing?'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"There's no rest for the wicked."