Devilishly Whimsical Gifts

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

"So much for eternal rest."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'T.S.I.F.'

Magic mushroom

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

Swelling

Balloon Man

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

The lessor of two evils.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Summer in Hell

Devil cello