Devilishly Delightful Prints

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Devil cello

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Rock Climber

'It was great. I hated it.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"So much for eternal rest."

'T.S.I.F.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

The lessor of two evils.

Swelling

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Summer in Hell

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.