Devilishly Witty Pillows

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Meowlzebub

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

The lessor of two evils.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Summer in Hell

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.