Devilishly Witty Pillows

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Hellbillies.

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The lessor of two evils.

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

Summer in Hell

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

"Go on, clear off you ruddy pervert and don't come back."