Devilishly Delightful Friend Pillows

Devil Stove

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Devilled Eggs

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

'Lion!'

Hover Kitties

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

Surgeon Selfie

"They just love tassels."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Big man on Krampus

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"What have you done?"