Devilish Humor Buddy Pillows

'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'

"Any references?"

Going Down?

Meowlzebub

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Big man on Krampus

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"I don't think I'm quite ready for Satan sings the blues!"

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"It's talk like a pirate day."

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

Soul Music

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

Devil Stove

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

"Go on, clear off you ruddy pervert and don't come back."