Devilish Humor Buddy Mugs

'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'

"Any references?"

Meowlzebub

Going Down?

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Big man on Krampus

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

"I don't think I'm quite ready for Satan sings the blues!"

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

"It's talk like a pirate day."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

Devil Stove

'These days, nearly ninety percent of our business is hell on earth.'

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

Soul Music

"Go on, clear off you ruddy pervert and don't come back."

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.