Happy Couple Conundrum Prints

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Cry babies.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Couples' therapy

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

His Her Cakes

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Sulk Shows

'Choose, Fenster

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Get a tomb!"

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."