Couples' Dilemma Enthusiast Prints

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

Disco Dancing

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"O.K. Where is he?"

'Take no notice, I fired him ten minutes ago.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"No, I can't come out tonight, Darren. I'm washing my hair."

The interpreter

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'Let's become one...ME.'

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

Medicine Sans Frontiers

Dating: 'A nose that lights up doesn't do it for me.'

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

"Take you for granted? Jerome, I’ve always thought of you as my No. 1 backup date."

'Woman stuck in unfulfilling marriage seeks companion ... Hey, this is your cell phone number!'

Woman with small man, "I saw him in the small ads"

"Unbelievable! Our first date and she wears heels!"

"You used my razor again!"