Modern Dilemma Aficionados Prints

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Tasting Zoo

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Pick a direction.

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

Brain vs heart

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"No, I can't come out tonight, Darren. I'm washing my hair."

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"Are you a decisive type person?"

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

Medicine Sans Frontiers

"I don't know whether to get the dog a brown or blue collar! The cat still hasn't decided!"

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

'Decisions, decisions, decisions.'

"Eenie,meeni,minie,mo..."

'Woman stuck in unfulfilling marriage seeks companion ... Hey, this is your cell phone number!'

"It's just as we thought Jack, we are exactly in the middle! It's the Buridans Ass paradox!"