Dating Dilemma Enthusiast Prints

"Take you for granted? Jerome, I’ve always thought of you as my No. 1 backup date."

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Romantic Coffee Dates

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Alligator Bars

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."