Coffee Date Aficionado Gifts

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

'My life coach traded me.'

"But enough about my kumquats, Carmen...tell me about you."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Man's best friends."

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.