Coffee Date Aficionado Pillows

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

'My life coach traded me.'

"But enough about my kumquats, Carmen...tell me about you."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Man's best friends."

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.