Coffee Date Goer Pillows

"You'll have to excuse my husband Marjorie, it's his breed you know, Peeping Tom."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Reading the sports pages.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'