Coffee Date Mugs

"I ran out of cocoa, but I still had marshmallows."

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

"Um...aren't you a bit overdressed for coffee and sweet bread?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

You've Had Enough!

Reading the sports pages.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

National Coffee Day

'My life coach traded me.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Do you mind if I nibble on your exclamation points? !!!

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Pumpkin Spice

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'