Coffee Break Lover Pillows

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Building with Chute and Skip for Smokers.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Back in 5 minutes!

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Waiting for retirement.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Teapot

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'