Morning Coffee Camaraderie Gifts

Non-Power Breakfast

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Join me in a cup of tea!

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

Teachers Lounge. That's funny -- I was sure the "No Child Left Behind" act would cover field trips.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Voting on their Seats

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Realism first thing in the morning might kill him, Mirror Ralph. I'd better stand in.'

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."

"The worst part of the job is dealing with people in despair, people at the end of the tether. . . and that's just my colleagues."

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

"They're shifting the responsibility to the people with identifiable skills."

Please wait while we have a cup of coffee and a bit of a chat about what we're doing at the weekend your call is important to us...the wrong automated cal system can have disasterous effects upon your customers.

'No, we're not capturing you for a bizarre sexual experiment. We thought you might like to come to our coffee morning.'

"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"