Morning Coffee Camaraderie Gifts

Non-Power Breakfast

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

Join me in a cup of tea!

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

'Realism first thing in the morning might kill him, Mirror Ralph. I'd better stand in.'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."

"The worst part of the job is dealing with people in despair, people at the end of the tether. . . and that's just my colleagues."

"They're shifting the responsibility to the people with identifiable skills."

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

Please wait while we have a cup of coffee and a bit of a chat about what we're doing at the weekend your call is important to us...the wrong automated cal system can have disasterous effects upon your customers.

'No, we're not capturing you for a bizarre sexual experiment. We thought you might like to come to our coffee morning.'

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