Office Comrade Pillows

"Meet your new manager!"

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Bureau of the Damned

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Workplace Shinanigans

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Wider."

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'