Crew Comrade Pillows

A rowing team drives a van.

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Lifesaver!

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

Police Cow!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Genius Bar

"Hey. . . in use!"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"They're flight attendants."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'I'm inquiring about the damage control position.'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."