Cow Comrade Pillows

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Playing Fetch.

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Bad dog."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Wish you were steer!

Eat Beef

Cow and Milk

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Cheesie Rider