Cow Comrade T-Shirts

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Playing Fetch.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Bad dog."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Children should be seen and not a herd.

Eat Beef

Moo! OOM!

"They're home...the party's over!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Cheesie Rider

Milkin' Impossible

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'