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"Don't leave me dangling!"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

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Get on with it!

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

A Tumble Cow