Cow Companion T-Shirts

'This always stops the scours...

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I did recommend a garden hose to relieve bloat, but I meant a short piece...

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

'I'm not sure...Do you really love me or do you just want my body?'

Working from home

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A man and his dog

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'