Cow Companion Prints

'This always stops the scours...

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I did recommend a garden hose to relieve bloat, but I meant a short piece...

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

'I'm not sure...Do you really love me or do you just want my body?'

Working from home

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

A man and his dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I'm working from home today."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."