Crow Companion Prints

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Canine Companion

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Reading the sports pages.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Skier and his dog.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

The Unsportables: Relay

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Unicorn in the Woods

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Best friends without borders.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Yoghurt man

Love.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.