Crow Enthusiast Prints

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

They call crows the most cunning animal. . . Humanity's reign ends. . ."

"What part of 'Caw' can't you understand?"

"I just hope he's been through the sterilising stuff."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

baby sweetcorn...

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Canada Goose Jackets

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.