Crow Enthusiast Prints

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

They call crows the most cunning animal. . . Humanity's reign ends. . ."

"What part of 'Caw' can't you understand?"

"I just hope he's been through the sterilising stuff."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

baby sweetcorn...

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'The circle is complete!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Cow's straw

Canada Goose Jackets

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Spring Training

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."