Canine Companion T-Shirts

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

"Are they still following us?"

"I really appreciate this."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Pets.

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"Not guilty. He needed new Top-Siders anyway."

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

Pet and Animal Companion

"How long have you been self-employed?"

Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail

'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"First you have to earn their trust."

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

'I feel ridiculous!'

'The duck! The duck! I want the duck!'

Pooper scoppers.

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

"Well, please look again, Operator. It's Fluffy-F-L-U-F-F-Y-and she lives in Larchmont."

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."