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"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"We appealed to pirates for a while, but we need to find another group to hang out with: what about accountants?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Foster failure

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm working from home today."

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