Pet Companion T-Shirts

Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

It won't be easy to celebrate your birthday during a global pandemic lockdown.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"My dog doesn't understand me."

"I want to go on a cross country trip but I won't pressure you to come along. I've decided to take the cat."

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"A little Ping-Pong in the basement?"

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'It's the guy code.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Canine Companion

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A man and his dog