Dog Companionship T-Shirts

"No, Rex. Go home."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

The Local Floorist

"Don't worry, boy. You're my best friend, and I'm a vegan."

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 2

'I do the swirling and the tasting. He's definitely got the better equipment for the sniffing.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Hang on boy!

Hairy Potter and friend..

Once a pirate always a pirate!

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Canine Companion

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Foster failure

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog