Canine Companion Mugs

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

"Are they still following us?"

"I really appreciate this."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Pets.

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

"Not guilty. He needed new Top-Siders anyway."

Pet and Animal Companion

"How long have you been self-employed?"

Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail

'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

"First you have to earn their trust."

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

'The duck! The duck! I want the duck!'

'I feel ridiculous!'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

Pooper scoppers.

'OK... Ms. McCloskey and Duncan. Says here you think Duncan may have separation anxiety.'

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'