Cat Comrade Pillows

"It was going great - until I dropped my test subject and the five-second rule kicked in."

Playing Fetch.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Bad dog."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Taking it easy

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Conservation Area

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

Of Mice and Men.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Next!'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Is this who I am?"

Police Cow!

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cat and Dog Bike

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

The difference between cats and dogs.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"