Cat Comrade Gifts

"It was going great - until I dropped my test subject and the five-second rule kicked in."

Playing Fetch.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Bad dog."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Taking it easy

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Conservation Area

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

Of Mice and Men.

'Next!'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Is this who I am?"

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Police Cow!

Cat and Dog Bike

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Salvador Dali's cats.

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.