Crew Comrade Mugs

A rowing team drives a van.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Lifesaver!

Police Cow!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Genius Bar

"Hey. . . in use!"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

"They're flight attendants."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Who has two thumbs and

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"There, that ought to hold you."

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'